18. Canadian through and through.supernatural controls my life. still in shock from the hug misha gave me 5 months ago.tspeak to me. i dare you.
the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time
American Horror Story, Season 1
(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?